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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:32.6	The box of shame has been brought into the KROC Studios now,
0:35.7	which means one of us will have to share and defend our deepest, darkest, most shameful moments. We learned at the end of last year that Allie self-pleasureed on the 101 North. Why do we keep bringing it up? Just letting people know that are new to the show or perhaps, you know, tuned out early last year. Maybe they were getting into their break early. They missed Ali talking about the fact that when she's on the 101 North, she's going on the 101 sound. No, just one. All right.
0:54.2	Different incident. Oh, my God. It wasn't me. It was the T. That was on the T. It was all jacked up on the T. I couldn't get home without it. Couldn't control herself. So anyway, that came out of the box of shame. so let so let's figure out what deepest darkest most shameful secret one of us will have to reveal and explain next here we go the box oh what's in the box of shame shame shame shame so many shame so much shame all right don't be climb don't be clime Shame. Shame. So many. Shame.
1:28.3	So much shame.
1:29.3	All right.
1:30.3	Don't be client.
1:31.3	Don't be client.
1:32.3	Don't be client.
1:33.3	This person.
1:35.3	Oh, this is juicy.
1:37.3	Ooh.
1:39.3	I don't know his handwriting this is.
1:42.3	This person took a revenge number one to get back at a salesperson. Oh, my Lord. Or it could say number two. No, I think that's number one. This person took a revenge. Revenge pee? Revenge pee to get back at a salesperson. That's not me. Who's writing? It's not a girl writing. Definitely not...
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