Omar's Halloween Decorations
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:42.4 | Jay Rock, Cline Alley Show. Perhaps you've seen Halloween decorations popping up all over the place, |
| 0:47.0 | wherever you live, maybe even in your own yard, or you decided that even though you love Halloween, |
| 0:51.7 | you're going to be like Omar, and refuse to decorate this year. |
| 0:55.1 | You finally say, that's it, I'm done. My decorating days are over, which we were all shocked to find out about, because this is Mr. You got to start getting them up the weekend before October even starts. You want to be the first guy in the neighborhood. You want to set the tone. You want to let the street know that on the house you've got to compete with. And we were all shocked when he said this year he made a decision and he ain't doing it. |
| 1:13.8 | Did you tell your kids, Omar? So, yeah, about that. So I started driving around the neighborhood. People started putting up these like just whack-ass decorations. We started getting phone-loaded in you. Yeah, big time. I was all like, oh, man. And then so, but no, at that point, I was still out. And then one of my kids on Friday asked me, hey, are we going to, you know, decorate? And I was very close to telling them that, you know, this year I think I'm going to opt opt out but i just couldn't bring myself to do that |
| 1:45.2 | so i rallied and by the by the way at this point in my life you know my butt's getting big uh better |
| 1:50.4 | and you know my life's big what it's it's getting better and um my life's getting a little bit |
| 1:57.6 | back to normal my for people that don't know about a about a month and a half now, my life has just been chaotic |
| 2:04.1 | with medical issues and problems with one of my rental properties and just big, big production |
| 2:09.8 | of events that have been doing. |
| 2:11.6 | So my, I mean, the last month and a half, I just been running myself just really, really, |
| 2:20.4 | just, what's the expression? |
| 2:21.2 | This one, you said. |
| 2:25.2 | Ragged, I'm running to myself. |
| 2:27.2 | That's what you're looking for. I can't talk. I already did it today. So, good job, Omar. |
| 2:30.1 | Yeah. You know, it's interesting about that is that when you have, when life, you know, gets a lot, like when you're just overwhelmed, the last thing you have any time or energy to do is something you don't need to do, which is, quote, decorate for a holiday. Because you're supposed to be doing that for fun. For fun. Yeah, and I love doing it. And my life got so hectic. I was like, man, that's kind of sucks that I have to take something I'm really passionate and really want to do out of my life to kind of calm myself. You know what I mean? But this is something that's fun and also requires a lot of work. It does. In my mind, Halloween stuff, the dressing up, the decorating, all of it seems fun in a very idyllic world. Right. the amount of work that is required for those to look good and go off well is massive. |
| 3:13.5 | I don't think Omar's is fun at all. |
| 3:15.0 | The way he does it doesn't sound fun. |
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