Olympics, Olympics, Olympics!: Monday, July 29th, 2024

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Olympics 2024 Opening Ceremony Recap (20:33) 'Bachelor' alum Victoria Fuller is dating Titans quarterback Will Levis after Greg Grippo breakup (Page Six) (45:32) Lady Gaga is Engaged to Michael Polansky (PEOPLE) (49:20) Chris Pratt Shares Sweet pic of Pregnant Wife Katherine Schwarzenegger (PEOPLE) (57:28) Saoirse Ronan Marries Jack Lowden in Secret Ceremony in Scotland (PEOPLE) (1:01:16) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean In The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials. That's right good morning millennial bitches.
0:06.0	If you're watching on YouTube we're not pre-recording this is usual time
0:10.4	Storm girlies Monday morning but we are in the midst of a summer storm, a summer shower, which is a lovely
0:15.6	mood.
0:16.6	It is.
0:17.6	It's giving twisters.
0:18.6	We are storm chasers in the eye of the storm.
0:20.7	It's not a storm.
0:21.7	It's just raining, right? I did hear thunder too. No, it's just
0:25.0	giving cozy vibes. We're wearing our sweats. We're curled up with Bruno. Bruno's feeling
0:28.9	extra cuddly. It's in the indoor day. I want to say it's a chilly day, but like we just had
0:33.4	chili. No, it's definitely an indoor day, which is completely fine by me. I know I said this was
0:38.0	like my swearly summer. I'm getting out. I'm getting tan. I'm getting
0:40.3	being staying active. Since the Olympics have come on like I your
0:43.5	couch potato my philosophy on summer has completely changed
0:47.2	crazy watching everyone be athletic has turned you into a lazy person one of these
0:51.6	days you guys are gonna come into living room and I just will be a part of the couch.
0:54.4	I'm just sort of slowly sinking in.
0:56.7	Swearly summer officially started on Friday, the Olympics opening ceremony.
1:00.0	We talked so much about it on Friday.
1:01.4	Turns out it was at 1 o'clock PM,
1:03.8	but like I watch like a normal person on prime time.
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