Summary
This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco discuss the imminent doom of climate change and the frustrating burden put on consumers rather than the giant corporate polluters. Then Tien Tran and Julissa Arce stop by to talk about the controversy-riddled Olympics, the IOC’s outdated rules and how we can still support our favorite athletes despite it all. And finally, we’re obviously talking about Trump’s social media site getting hacked in I Feel Petty.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:04.0 | Hey! |
| 0:09.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:14.0 | Hey Jam Master A, that's my new nickname for you. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey Jam Master, Aaron Ryan G. |
| 0:21.0 | No, this is going to be your permanent nickname gem master a. I'll take it. Okay, so I have a question for you this week. Yeah, who is a celebrity that you think deserves an award-winning bio-pick, like a prestige movie about them. |
| 0:36.1 | One that might be premiering in Cannes? |
| 0:38.9 | Yes. |
| 0:39.9 | Uh, that would be Selene Deont? |
| 0:42.6 | See, uh, wait, we. |
| 0:44.6 | We. |
| 0:45.6 | We! |
| 0:46.6 | Sorry, I learned Spanish, not French. |
| 0:49.2 | Uh, well, I took French for 22 years, or no, 15 years, |
| 0:52.7 | and that's still the best I could do. |
| 0:55.8 | Wait, so there's a Saline Dion movie coming out, |
| 0:58.0 | and it's, and it's premiering at Cannes. |
| 1:00.0 | How many times did you watch the trailer? |
| 1:02.0 | Three after I shared it with you yesterday. |
| 1:05.4 | Yeah, okay, so I watched it about four or five, |
| 1:07.6 | then shared it with my best friend. |
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