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slash column tirl now without wasting your time any longer enjoy this clip i don't i just i've

never been in that situation i can't imagine a world where someone

would break up break up with me and then I'd murder the person I would murder them while

they're with me because they're so fucking annoying that is like a thing when I see someone

kills his wife just one day, he just has enough, he just has, just that one time just gets a screech and he just grabs the plate and cracks it off the back of her head. I can see that. I can put myself in those shoes of just one time. He just grabs pillow and she's like no no no and he just

puts it overhead and then you just hear that and then just scratches at his face and he's like

and then eventually the hand just falls limp and he just goes and he kicks his shoes off and cracks open a beer and just starts watching TV.

I can see that.

That's like my world right there.

Or a nice frying pan to the back of the head.

Like, you know, like an old cat.

Like I'd like, yeah, just your wife starts complaining that you didn't clean the cast iron properly.

And then while she tries to walk away you just like,

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