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I feel like this is going to end up being like a 10 second clip. Yeah, there's a good probably. We'll get like five or six good seconds usually with me. Yeah. I think we can just like do a couple shots where my hat's changing different angles. The continuity is going to be. That is the first thing you said. We have to cut so much stuff out because every episode I'll bring up like the Epstein list and like ditty parties and stuff like that. And my podcast. And you were there, right? Every party. Actually, how dare you bring this up? I'm actually shaking with rage. I was never invited to one. Really? Yeah. Look, I'm in white. I'm dressed. I'm ready at any moment. I'm ready. What happened? Was never invited.

Also was rejected from Scientology. Really? Yeah, look, I'm in white. I'm dressed. I'm ready for at any moment. I'm ready.

What happened? Was never invited. Also, was rejected from Scientology. These are my super hero.

When I first moved here.

Word interested. It was a hard pass. They just said no? You know how rough it is to get rejected by my parents, whatever, didn't get their approval.

For a cult to not accept you

what was the angle you're like okay i'll make it big in the movies i was no i you were ready to do

anything the housing and the buffet okay you must go right but not one of these like ambush things

like don't do it like just go for real stop ambushing the Center. You guys. So you're still with them, basically. I'm a fan. I'm just a fan. That's all I can really be at this point. I think I have Stockholm syndrome with them. I'm just a fan of their work. Like you know how hard it is to pull off Scientology? Yeah. For no one to have been like, guys, should we just call it?

Well, Elron Hubbard, he was a master poet and that's part of the thing.

He's most prolific writer ever or just science fiction writer?

Both.

Yeah.

I just, I don't like being rejected by like...

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