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🗓️ 11 February 2019
⏱️ 17 minutes
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When Collie the Cow takes her human to the market, Ollie has to masquerade as a cow himself in order to fit in. But when a herd of RoBovines arrives, will the fearful cowfolk use their bow and arrow noses?
Lessons include: It’s important to try and think, even when you’re afraid; fear and friendship never make a healthy mix!
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| 1:43.3 | Hi, my name is Oliver and I'm five years old. I like robots and my wife's question is what if when cows mood they shop phone |
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