Olestra
Maintenance Phase
Aubrey Gordon & Michael Hobbes
4.8 • 16.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
| 0:11.7 | Hi everybody and welcome to Maintenance Faze, the podcast that keeps saying it doesn't want to talk about poop. |
| 0:17.1 | Oh my god. |
| 0:17.6 | But it's really like conceptually painted itself into a quark. |
| 0:21.0 | Ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:22.3 | I have spent the last three weeks livid about doing this episode. |
| 0:27.6 | Even though I don't know who I'm angry at. |
| 0:30.3 | I'm just angry. |
| 0:31.3 | When you picked it, I was very surprised. |
| 0:33.8 | I was like, the one that's famously poopy. |
| 0:37.0 | The poopy-sode. |
| 0:38.1 | Yes. |
| 0:38.6 | Ha ha ha. |
| 0:39.6 | Ha ha ha. |
| 0:40.6 | I'm Aubrey Gordon and I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:43.4 | Michael Hobbs. |
| 0:44.2 | You can find us on Patreon at patreon.com slash maintenance phase. |
| 0:48.4 | We also have t-shirts and masks and phone cases and tote bags and all kinds of stuff on T public. |
| 0:55.8 | Both of those are linked for your convenience at maintenance phase.com. |
| 0:59.5 | You know what we don't have, Aubrey? |
| 1:01.8 | Fat free potato chips. |
| 1:03.7 | Yeah. |
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