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🗓️ 13 April 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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In 1996, Proctor & Gamble launched an artificial fat substitute that promised all of the taste but none of the calories. There was just one problem.
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0:00.0 | [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
0:11.7 | Hi everybody and welcome to Maintenance Faze, the podcast that keeps saying it doesn't want to talk about poop. |
0:17.1 | Oh my god. |
0:17.6 | But it's really like conceptually painted itself into a quark. |
0:21.0 | Ha ha ha ha. |
0:22.3 | I have spent the last three weeks livid about doing this episode. |
0:27.6 | Even though I don't know who I'm angry at. |
0:30.3 | I'm just angry. |
0:31.3 | When you picked it, I was very surprised. |
0:33.8 | I was like, the one that's famously poopy. |
0:37.0 | The poopy-sode. |
0:38.1 | Yes. |
0:38.6 | Ha ha ha. |
0:39.6 | Ha ha ha. |
0:40.6 | I'm Aubrey Gordon and I'm here with my co-host. |
0:43.4 | Michael Hobbs. |
0:44.2 | You can find us on Patreon at patreon.com slash maintenance phase. |
0:48.4 | We also have t-shirts and masks and phone cases and tote bags and all kinds of stuff on T public. |
0:55.8 | Both of those are linked for your convenience at maintenance phase.com. |
0:59.5 | You know what we don't have, Aubrey? |
1:01.8 | Fat free potato chips. |
1:03.7 | Yeah. |
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