Welcome to the Friends

Every time I'm in the zone

I'm Francesca, also known as Kay Friend Hey

My name is Asante

This is the Friends Zone

If you don't sit your goddamn

ass down with them spaces in between your T.C.

First of all, it's a lot of motherfuckers that that could apply to this week, okay?

There is a lineup, just like a police lineup when you're looking for the motherfucker that did it.

Everybody's going to jail, okay?

Everybody.

Lock them all up.

Throw away the keys. This is the Coon Coop 5. You know how you had the Central Park 5? You got the Coon Coop 5 this time, right?

Because it's a bunch of black shoe shine tap dancing WB Frog standing ass niggas that's had this space.

One of them really does have spaces in between his teeth,

and that's Nelly. And that's who we're going to focus on today. But I want to name some names,

because there's been a lot of cooning going on publicly being that, you know, Donald Trump won

the election by whatever means that he did. And his inauguration was this weekend on actual

Martin Luther King Day.

To me, you know, how poetic, right? But the fact that you had niggas, motherfucking boot-licking

niggas, okay, that were facilitating this aiding and abetting is what I like to call it, okay,

because that's what they were doing. They were moving this agenda along.

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