Eagles don't fly with pigeons, okay?

So go get your breadcrumbs and get back to me tomorrow.

On this episode of the commercial break.

So I take the flashlight.

I start running around the house.

I open every door.

I open every closet.

I look behind every shower curtain because I want to make sure that there's no one in the house. Even though we have an alarm and it's on, and I'm pretty sure that it would have went off, should something, you know, sometimes, sometimes you don't know, right? You don't know. And so I look in every door and every closet. That takes me like three minutes. Nothing. I don't hear anything. Then you heard, beep. Well.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

To 30 in the morning!

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly dumb podcast. Chris and Joy Haudley, best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I'm being poked and prodded all over the place. You know, when you get old, it sucks. I'm just going to let you know that right now.

I now am feeling for people when you're young, and when I say young, I mean, we're not really that old. We make a joke about it a lot. But I think when you make a joke, like when you're 20 years old, you think you're indestructible. Nothing's ever going to touch you. you look at someone that's in their 30s and you go,

wow, that's old.

I remember when I worked at Chili's.

I think I've told this story before. There was like a runner. They used to call them a runner, like an assistant manager that would come in on a busy night and they would run food, expedited. Yes. I remember that. Okay. So there was this girl when I was in my, I was probably 20 and 21, and there was this girl,

and I can't remember her name for the life of me. I wish I could. I wish I could get in touch

with her now and see what she's up to. We'll call her Jennifer. We'll call her Jennifer.

She was in her 30s and took a liking to me. And she took a liking to me so much so that one night after drinking,

I remember she lived in a house with another guy.

That guy worked for the beverage industry, like, you know, Budweiser or whatever.

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