Old Time At The Apollo

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.8 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This week on #TheFriendZone, it's a shoot the sh*t episode. No Hot Button. No segments. Just whatever wants to come up. Brace yourself.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Friends.
0:03.4	I'm in the Zone.
0:05.2	My name is Dustin.
0:06.3	I'm Francesco, also known as Hey Friend.
0:08.7	Hey.
0:09.5	My name is Asante.
0:11.5	This is the Friends Zone.
0:14.0	Listen to show me.
0:17.7	If you don't sit your goddamn ass down with them spaces in between your T-C.
0:24.5	That's right.
0:25.0	I missed that one for a while there.
0:26.5	That's right.
0:27.1	And it's time because today we are going, it's time for, we could have did a couple clips this week.
0:31.7	We could have did that.
0:32.5	We could have did.
0:33.2	Hi, I'd like to file a police report.
0:35.8	We could have done.
0:37.3	It's time for some good old fashioned slut sh report. We could have done, it's time for some good old-fashioned slut shame.
0:40.3	And we could have did that because we're about to get somebody today.
0:43.4	Now, everybody knows that one of my least favorite people on Earth is Tokyo Tony.
0:49.8	Right.
0:50.2	Like, to me, she just represents literally everything that's wrong with the world, with life,
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