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Oh, wow. Isn't that great? It is pretty great. With Bob. What can he do? Lord knows it all remains to be seen. He's a massive potential. And sherry. Whoa, live one. And now from the fallacious Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry. Hello, welcome to the show. Got a good one for you today. We've got comedian Jamie Ward. We're going to tell you

what Sherry. Hello, welcome to the show. Got a good one for you today. We've got comedian Jamie Ward.

We're going to tell you what it is women really think about guys who make them laugh. And if you're

not a funny guy, you're going to want to work on that. Trust me. So I was super excited to start my day

by taking a shower because we almost got our water disconnected.

And I don't know how, yes, I don't know how this happened. But I pay my bills online. So I get an email,

you know, your water bills do. And then I just go and schedule it to drop on the payment due date.

And we also, even though it's like, I keep saying paperless, paperless, paperless,

sometimes I still get, you know, the occasional paper bill.

So, you know, I had scheduled payments for August and September,

because my bills are due like right in the middle of the month.

And I don't know if I must have done something wrong on the website, which I'm doubtful of because I've been paying bills online as long as the Internet's been around.

So I don't think it was me, but it must have been.

Anyway, I get a bright pink notice telling me, we're disconnecting your water for non-payment and mr kevin the king of

ADD who will drive off you know with the dog on the roof of his truck was like woman is or did you

did you drop the ball on this because I pay that bill I was like no I know I scheduled. He's like, you didn't. They're coming to turn our water off. I was able to get it paid because it was two months. And apparently, I didn't realize they came for you like that quick. I thought they gave you a little more time. You know, the way my people were growing up, lights were always getting disconnected and turn back on. Water always getting to that disconnect it and turn back on. I just thought it took longer. So yeah, I narrowly missed having our water shut off. And you know that when that happens, they don't just turn your water back on. They charge you some crazy fee for turning your water back on. It's a nightmare. That's true. They do. Yeah. Yeah.

The man keeps his boot on your throat, like pretty good, you know, it just, it's kind of like

when you bounce a check and they charge you all the fees every time the check bounces and you're

over there going, hey, chief, not for nothing. The check bounce because I don't have any money.

So now you're charging me more money that I don't have.

Like we've all been there, right?

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