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You know, if we had a time machine, we could have Old Smith and New Smith and make them fight.

That's true.

That's what this podcast is building up to.

Oh, 100%.

Let them fight.

Yeah.

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Welcome folks to Old Smith, New Smith.

I generally don't know who to give the edge in that fight.

Is it Old Smith or is it New Smith? Oh, that's true. They both have, yeah. They both have strengths and weaknesses, yeah. Yeah, that's a cool, that's a cool, that's a cool, that's a cool, new, new, New Smith is a little, you know, a little bit healthier, but Oldsmith's got the size and the youth. Yeah. It's the same, honestly, with old Kianu versus New Kiano or Young Kianu, which is like, Old Kianno knows how to fight a lot more than like Bill and Ted Kianni. That's true. Yeah, I'd actually give old Kianu, or new Kianu, the edge against Bill and Ted and even point break Keanu. Yeah, I think so too.

He'd fucking murder him with a book.

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