3, 2. 1. Not from Los Angeles, Los Angeles. It's a B. H.P. The Perez Hilton.

Podcast. We're my man. Chris Booker.

Chris Booker, and it's Booker, baby, and one and only world famous Perez Perez Perez Perez, Perez Perez Hilton.

It's the P. H.P.

Well, hello everybody and welcome to the P. H. P.

A Booker.

That is Perez.

What is doing?

Well, we have a lot of variety to get to today, which I love. We're talking Beyonce. We're getting into Brad Pitt, which a lot of us older people still care about.

We have some Paris Hilton news.

Us decrepit old people.

I know.

Actually, I love old people drama and we will be getting into more old people drama later on in this show I'm saving the old people drama towards the end

okay because you know it's maybe not as sexy but also because some of our

Patreon supporters want talking more Bravo celebrities today specifically some

Vanderpump rules grossness, really.

I'm shocked and also Kim Zolziac, your favorite Bravo

celebrity.

But first, I am so thankful that we had an extended break because while I didn't catch up on sleep, I am fully caught up with work and it feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

Not to burst your bubble, but here comes the ward season.

Oh, it's all good. I'm back on. I'm back on and it's like, at least I'm caught up with work and tomorrow I'm going to the gym. I just know it. It's happening and I did nothing all of Thanksgiving break except for one night. I went with my kids to go see Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglesias, and Pit Bull, and I unfortunately

missed Enricoiegles.

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