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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose, a production of IHeart Radio. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Did you know that I have a tick that I say that? Here we go. Did you know that I psych myself up all day, every day, and I say out loud? My friend Lisa pointed it out. I go like this. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Does it sound funny? You got a wiggily liar? It might be the wiggle. I'm good. Okay. Yeah, I psyched myself up. I started doing it in tennis when I was getting yelled at by gay architects. Mm-hmm. And they were better than me. And I'd go, okay, okay, here we go.

And I still do it all day or day. It's yours now. Hello, welcome on another episode of weeks. This rose. My name is Ardenmarine coming to you from my boozy garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, it's the time of year. It's so fucking hot. the rest of the world, in theory,

let's just pretend it's not

like about to burn to the ground the world.

In theory, let's just pretend it's not like about to burn to the ground the world.

In theory, this is when I want to think I'm getting out a jean jacket.

Maybe I'm like buying a new pair of tights and a boot and a scarf or something.

You have to, this is when LA really takes it to the next level.

It's hot as shit. You got to and you got to make it to Halloween because you think you've made it through. It's going to cool down for a week. And then like October 21st, it's like, bitch. Often Halloween itself is the hottest fucking day of the year. Oh, it is. Once you've decided to put on more layers than you ever normally wear.

Yes. You're like, and you're going to wearing spandex.

And the worst materials. You're always dressed as a sexy nurse.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Okay. So, yeah, Halloween is hot, hot. Can I just say Lamar was supposed to be here?

He told me he double booked another podcast and then our king just told me what? He's in New York. Honestly, that's a me move. Mike, you know I'm such a people-pleaser. Yes. And you know I'm a coward. And I would say I also double-booked by that, meaning I'm in a different time zone. Which is double-booking. Honestly, but that's what makes me love. It is double booking. He double booked between here and another state. By the way, it actually makes me like him more because it gives me a little thrill of the chase. Yeah, and he wanted to say yes. He did, and he's such a king, and he's trying to do next week. But next week we have our draft picks people coming back to see how they did.

But wait, just while we're calling people out, can I call out that you said you're going to give me an early link to watch the episode yesterday? And I waited and waited and waited. I didn't send it. And nothing, nothing ever came. And then it was the morning. It's still nothing. I fucked you over. The link is in New York. Yeah. No,'s what happened. And then only one hour before we recorded, did I even get a text? No, no, I realized. Where you tried to get ahead of it. No, no. And I said, I'm calling you out on air. Of course. And I had to. But I, here, I had a third date last night. and you know I have a lot of anxiety as a human.

So I was having someone like picking me up in my home that we're going to come into my home. Now they saw my house the first time they picked me up. But like I... But this time they're coming in and they're inspecting. They're lifting couches. They're looking under things. They're looking with your drawers. Yes. They don't want to have been red. Do not, do not, do not open the coat closet, honey.

Because that, the thing that looks like a snake tank, going through drawers. They don't want to have been red. Do not, do not, do not open the coat closet, honey.

Because the thing that looks like a snake tank that you saw is Mitten's nebulizer. It's beautiful. I love that. Mitten has a nebulizer. Mitten has a nebulizer and people think I have a snake when they come over. They go, oh, you got a snake? As if I would ever get a, I'm never going to get a snake.

You should.

Mm-hmm.

Should I get a snake?

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