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Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Matt touches on a wide array of topics, including but not limited to: what it’s really like being M. Diesel, the importance of catchphrases, the genius of Little Richard, why Hollywood insists on remaking and rebooting movies instead of coming up with new ideas, why couples in old movies sleep in separate beds, the hypocrisy of the anti-vax crowd, why Tucker Carlson still sucks a whole lot, and more!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Mattelia is confused this is Mattelia aka M Diesel and here we are with
0:25.0	another episode fucking coming at you. Speaking of M Diesel I'm very proud to say
0:32.8	very proud to say that I am once again returning to the profession of acting. I
0:42.6	am stayed out of my retirement and there's another performance to get another
0:48.1	performance in the can and this one is all the more exciting because I won't
0:54.8	be credited as Mattelia. I will be credited as fucking M Diesel that is the
1:01.9	ultimate the fucking ultimate achievement if you ask me is to be credited as
1:10.4	M Diesel in a serious piece of work and I'm fucking excited and you would
1:15.6	also be excited if you felt like I do right now and speaking of feeling like I
1:20.1	do and speaking of being mother fucking M mother fucking Diesel it's been a
1:26.3	minute since I sang my mother fucking anthem
1:50.1	and I'm not the type of likes Russian but I want to. I don't know but it feels like I do and I was
2:02.4	proud when you walked in the room because every single word is just mixed my stomach
2:09.2	tone because I don't know you but it feels like I do. Fuck yeah already a thousand
2:17.9	fucking degrees in here can start it off on the right foot baby baby.
2:24.7	Chewbacca Diesel.
2:29.9	It feels like I do.
2:34.7	Chewbacca fucking Diesel can't talk can't sing. Multi multi fucking millionaire for doing
2:43.0	things that require talking and singing. Go figure there's a new one coming out fast
2:48.1	fast and furious a new fast and furious movie. I think it's the 84th installment or something
2:55.7	like that. I don't know I feel like one of these days I'm just gonna watch them all in
3:05.3	a row like not in one sitting but I'm gonna watch them all back to back to back and see
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