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Keeping Records

Old Meme Energy (with EJ Marcus)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5726 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Shelby's back in studio (missed you, girl!); Caleb's finally on Raya (congrats, girl!); and EJ Marcus stops by the pod to kind of randomly make fun of producer Anya (who is actually writing this description but totally forgives you, girl!). After all, EJ is, by their own admission, Mean, Scary, Tall, and Intimidating.  Mean, Scary, Tall, and Intimidating EJ brought along a near-perfect Golden Record that is at once practical and... dare we say... provocative? Listen in for arguably the best hour-and-change of your day. EJ's Artifacts: Art With Cats On It (Visual) Shoe Racks (Object) Sunglasses (Object) Thelma & Louise (1991 Film) Follow EJ on Tiktok, Twitter, and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:19.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our plan-friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.

0:26.6

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:30.6

Hello, good-jord, al-Hanayu-Hanaychon.

0:34.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.3

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.1

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:58.8

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:04.7

Shelby, you're being random this afternoon.

1:06.8

You're being absolutely freaking awesome.

1:08.9

Just so everyone knows, Shelby and I have been kind of hanging out together this afternoon before the record

1:12.2

Which we don't always get to do

1:13.4

So you're going to notice a little bit of a little energy in the air

1:16.8

And I would describe Shelby's energy today as this

1:20.6

Come to the dark side, we have cookies

1:22.4

Shelby's giving trash panda

1:27.2

Blah Blurg Shelby's giving blur Shelby's giving trash panda, blah, blurb, blurb,

1:28.7

Shelby's giving blurg this afternoon.

1:31.4

Um, Shelby.

1:35.3

Shelby's giving, Shelby's giving, my day's been a dumpster fire, blurg.

1:41.6

Caleb's giving, I woke up today and just had to do all the things.

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