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Am I the Jerk?

Old Man STEALS the LAST DISABLED PARKING SPOT that he DOESNT EVEN NEED... so I get his CAR TOWED

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled old jerk steals from me the last disabled parking spot despite the fact that he himself was not disabled.

0:06.7

So, my manager and I decided to get some petty revenge by not only calling the police, but also getting his car towed in the process.

0:13.9

Here's what happened. I'm a 19-year-old female and I have pots. It's a disability that causes my heart rate to spike when I stand up. This causes symptoms such as dizziness, nausea, and chest pain.

0:24.6

Some people pass out from pots, but thankfully I don't.

0:27.6

When it's very hot or very cold, my symptoms get worse.

0:30.6

I live in Florida where it's hot all the time, and because of this,

0:33.6

my cardiologist filled out a form allowing me to get a disabled parking permit, and the

0:38.2

DMV gave me a license plate with a disabled symbol, which shows that I'm allowed to park in

0:43.0

disabled spots. So, I work at a science museum, and last week, as I was pulling into the parking

0:48.0

lot, I was cut off by a cyber truck. This cyber truck sped into the last disabled parking spot,

0:53.3

and this was the last parking spot in our lot, making me have to park across the street.

0:57.9

And mind you, it was about 90 degrees that day. So I walked across the street passing the cyber truck as I made my way to the entrance of the museum.

1:05.7

And to my shock, I saw that the cyber truck didn't have a disabled wheelchair icon on the license plate nor the placard in the window.

1:13.1

So not only was this guy an idiot rude driver, but they had also taken the last disabled parking spot

1:18.3

when I, an actual disabled person, really needed it.

1:21.4

Now, at this point, I was livid, and I was feeling like I was going to puke from my heart rate spiking from the walk to the museum.

1:28.5

I went inside and I told my manager, who was incredibly appalled and tried to find the person

1:33.1

before calling the cops. As in the state of Florida, it's a toable offense that also results

1:37.8

in a fine of $250. And this is displayed on every disabled parking sign in the state. Well, he wasn't in the museum, and we checked the cameras, and it turns out he went to a restaurant across the street. So he was using our parking lot to avoid paying for parking. So my manager then called the police and a towing company. Two police cars showed up, and the cops said that they'd give him a ticket, and that since he's nowhere to be found, they would call a tow truck

2:00.9

at his expense and impound the vehicle until he pays. And for Florida cops, they were actually

2:06.1

shockingly nice and helpful. The tow truck arrived and tried to tow the cyber truck, but as they

2:11.3

attempted to pull out, the cyber truck's back panel flew off. They had to reattach the cyber truck

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