Old Man Stabby • Luna's Stab at the Happy Ending
911 Calls Podcast
11:59 Media
4.6 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the 911 calls podcast with the operator and his trusty junior assistant, Mr. Luma. |
| 0:20.0 | I am about way to kill my wife. |
| 0:30.0 | What's your address? |
| 0:31.0 | Your job. |
| 0:32.0 | Shut up and listen to me. |
| 0:34.0 | Okay, first I need your address and then I'll shut up. |
| 0:37.0 | John, look at the end of the scene. |
| 0:40.0 | Operator, you have an incoming call from Mr. Luma's office. |
| 0:44.0 | Thanks, Karen. Just put them on the intercom. |
| 0:47.0 | Hey, how's it going? |
| 0:50.0 | What are you up to? |
| 0:51.0 | Well, you know, got done with some stretches. |
| 0:55.0 | Now I'm having a couple of noodles. |
| 0:57.0 | Right. Right. Right. Right now. |
| 1:00.0 | Do you, you got any more of those 911 calls? |
| 1:05.0 | You got something for me to hear? |
| 1:07.0 | I love anything to do right now. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, you know, I, I, I, okay, man, fine. |
| 1:11.0 | I've heard you loud and clear. |
| 1:13.0 | Right. You know, no, I don't have any. |
| 1:16.0 | I don't, I don't really want to share one with you right now. |
| 1:19.0 | Couple noodles for now. |
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