OLD GRAY LADY

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2018

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Dan Lippert and Toni Charline join Matt Besser for scenes about a talk show host who gets physical during interviews, a confrontation over stolen newspapers, and a series of destructive prank phone calls. Later, a rich kid’s fort getting knocked down leads to an investigation and Toni’s housemates use her teeth grinding to their own advantage. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Humans a dream is just a great idea that doesn't have a website yet
0:05.5	You know I've said it before on the show everybody has a passion. Why not put that passion on
0:11.9	The worldwide web so other people can see it's put it on square space
0:16.1	It's your case your work your blog your published your content sell products and they got this customer support
0:22.2	They got everything you can customize even if you're an idiot like me
0:27.2	Nothing to install patch or upgrade ever go to square space.com slash improper free trial
0:32.6	When you're ready to launch use offer code improv to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain
0:49.0	Welcome to improv for humans
0:53.2	Dan libert Tony Charlene welcome back. Oh
0:57.8	Never sent my tweet for our suggestions. Just sent it. Okay, we're late on that
1:04.2	But you know what we can start by crapping on YouTube today, right Dalton?
1:10.1	What do you got for us today?
1:14.3	Which one you are? Well, those are all the clips from the
1:17.7	Already oh, I require I requested Morton Downey Jr. Before the show because we were talking about
1:26.2	the beginning of outrage TV I
1:30.0	Would let that looks like Mark Marin right there. All right, so let's see a clip from the Morton are here a clip from the Morton Downey Jr
1:37.3	Show
1:38.3	The helicopter
1:40.3	Magazine that makes millions of dollars on it and you're going to get a thousand dollars
1:43.8	Picture I think you get no no no no no you have to realize hey, you have to realize the
1:48.9	Photographies that have to rent helicopter. Hey you
1:55.5	We don't know what I'm drunk. I want to know something
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