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Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Old Gorilla/Young Gorilla

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

iHeartPodcasts

Daily News, Society & Culture, News

4.63.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Hour 4 of A&G once again features Joe's intersectionality score calculator. Plus, Jack's son is a budding entrepreneur. Joe reflects on his trombone playing days, and an explanation of how the young gorilla takes the harem from the old gorilla.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is one that Netflix is releasing episodes of TV shows weekly rather than all at once.

0:23.5

Yeah, Netflix said they're really excited by completely defeating the purpose of Netflix.

0:28.9

Yeah, as discussed yesterday on the Armstrong and Yeti show.

0:32.8

Right.

0:33.6

So, a quick follow up to the intersectionality score that you can figure out for yourself,

0:38.6

so you can figure out how oppressed you are.

0:40.8

And then, you know, if you're good and oppressed, just claim to be offended by everything all the time

0:46.8

and have everything given to you because you deserve it.

0:50.3

I decided to see how oppressed I could be.

0:52.9

I am now a non-white gay female transgender person.

1:01.4

Okay.

1:02.3

So, I guess I was a dude, but now I'm a female, which makes me extra oppressed.

1:06.2

I'm really poor.

1:07.8

I mean, ratty and poor.

1:10.8

Interestingly, I can be either as old as the hills are very, very young, doesn't alter my score.

1:16.0

Huh.

1:17.0

You just can't be in the middle.

1:18.0

I'm also completely disabled.

1:19.5

I'm afraid to say.

1:20.8

I don't speak in lick of English.

1:23.0

I was born somewhere else.

1:24.2

I have no education.

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