Old Friends (with Jackie Hoffman)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 104 minutes

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The one and only Jackie Hoffman calls in from Toronto to talk poop cafes, kids in the hotel pool, Grease prequels, and not sexting on your wedding anniversary. Plus Tom and Julie check in with some other old friends, including Dilbert creator and Phase 2 initiator Scott Adams and art collector Jay Leno. Also potty training, Luna Bars, The Day Urkel Stops Doing Stuff, Julie rescued from that well, Guestio writes back, the Noid, Vince Gilligan's pool, Travis Pickle, the Mar-a-Lago raid, National Treasure 3, and more. CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE: *Clint Eastwood Talks to Chair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DGl-4gByV4 *Jay Leno on Antiques Roadshow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INPb-kBVUCo&t=3s BUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED! *September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast *October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357 JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:07.7	Just that I heard that they teach little boys to pee by like putting
1:11.8	Cheerios in the toilet and say like, aim at the Cheerios.
1:16.4	Oh, I've never heard that before. Oh, okay. Maybe that's just the rumor that it's from my hometown.
1:22.1	I got to just say, yeah, Julie, that surely is a dream.
1:26.9	What a dream. What a wild, wild, wild dream life I have.
1:33.8	I smell Cheerios and toilets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:37.9	T-L-U-D-L-E-U-U-N T-H-R-E-A-T-T, double-clang, double-clang, double-clang, double-clang, double-clang,
1:58.7	I found it like it was a right of passage and I was like, this is the most disgusting
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