Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Levant, and this is Mega.

Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church, where every single week, we're giving

our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Grey House.

I'm 6'7, and I'm going to heaven, Hallie. How are you? Oh, you know, I am blessed. We're heading into the holiday season. Thanksgiving is coming up. Christmas is coming up. New Year's is coming up. I've been at the home goods, just basically fill in cart after cart after cart with decorations.

I'm ready to go all out. I'm in the spirit. I just feel like still the whole autumn into winter

time is very fertile ground for Jesus to just really make my heart feel all pumpkin spice latte.

Goodness. Yeah, Jesus is going to pop off this time of year

isn't he oh and i don't think you even notice hellie i'm six seven uh-huh and i'm going to heaven

wait why are you doing your hands i'm six seven hallie why are you doing your hands like the um justice

the the the cups of justice? Oh no,

Hallie, okay. This is cool. I'm so excited because for

maybe the second or third time in my life, from something that I

said in climax, I have started a viral sensation. As you know, I was the first one to say the bomb way back

in the day because we would love bombing each other and that was something that I made up. Of course,

I said on fleek was something else that I coined. I didn't know that was yours. Yes, on fleak was me.

That's so cool. And of course, this new thing that I coined. I didn't know that was yours. Yes, on fleak was me. That's so cool.

And of course, this new thing that I'm saying, six, seven, while you're doing the justice hands.

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