Ol' Goopy, with Alex Schmidt and Katie Goldin (Secretly Incredibly Fascinating)

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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This week, we welcome fellow Maximum Fun podcast hosts, Alex Schmidt and Katie Goldin (of Secretly incredibly Fascinating), to chat about krill, the beach in Planet of the Apes, Las Vegas restaurants, Eiffel 65, and more!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.0	Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.
0:11.0	It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart.
0:14.6	Jordan Morris, Boy, Detective.
0:17.0	Welcome to the program, America.
0:19.5	America, and points abroad, this is you. The red, white and blue, the aimless things you do. It's Jordan
0:30.1	Jesse Go. Okay, speaking of aimless things you do, I have an important update for our segment
0:39.3	stuff that happened a lot on stop podcasting yourself 10 years ago which is to say yeah this is a fan favorite
0:47.1	saying a confusing vanity license plate we saw oh okay, okay, great. Today on my way to recording, I was behind a large SUV and it had the license plate, K-I-K-N-M-O-M.
1:06.0	Kick, kick-in- Mom.
1:08.0	Kickin- Mom.
1:10.0	Which one presumes obviously that this was a particularly relaxed mom or perhaps a mom who likes to drop a beat. Yeah, or you know mom that studies the martial arts.
1:25.0	Yeah, mom that studies the martial arts.
1:28.0	My concern is that it could be a child describing their hobby.
1:34.0	Oh yeah like if you saw a license plate that said
1:37.0	NOH M W RK, it would be like, oh, a kid who just hates homework made this license plate.
1:48.0	Yeah, I'm worried that this person is engaging in some sort of elder abuse.
1:53.0	I mean, they're not a small child because they have their own car.
1:57.0	Right.
1:58.0	But I mean, if this child could, you know, finagle their way through the DMV's set of checks and balances.
2:10.4	They could probably get themselves a car.
2:12.2	This is probably a child mastermind. This is a child mastermind.
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