OkStupid: Jon Gabrus, Betsy Sodaro, Eugene Cordero, Stephanie Allynne

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2014

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

OkStupid - Jon Gabrus, Betsy Sodaro, Eugene Cordero, and Stephanie Allynne enrich their lives by learning how to whistle on this week's improv4humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also follow an orgasm eater on a date, meet expert booger disposers, and get familiar with a guy who sells his vitamin filled urine. Plus, we figure out what were the steps that went through to put up a misspelled STOP sign in the return of the Mope Report. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! improv4humans will be back at the UCB Sunset LIVE on December 22nd with a Christmas special. Go to https://www.ucbtheatre.com / for tickets!This episode is sponsored by Naturebox. Delicious & nutritious snacks. Go to naturebox.com/IMPROV for a free trial box!

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0:00.0	So now all day I've just been doing this to see like where it hurts if I do that
0:07.7	I can feel it
0:11.4	So dumb let me know what you need for me. I could do a RT
0:15.7	What happened? I just
0:18.0	Leave in my house. I just slipped on the stairs like both legs just went out. Oh, I think it's tell me an exercise
0:24.5	No, no, I was at the gym this morning. I was like oh first day back in a little while
0:29.4	After the holiday felt pretty good and then believe in my house. I just rule
0:34.6	On I or just water just on water
0:40.0	You ever laugh at someone that fell I do that every time somebody falls in front of me
0:47.2	someone did it to
0:49.8	I've been on both sides of this but
0:53.1	I've two very clear memories because of the anger it's
0:59.5	One was on a like the day before Christmas probably like in high school or college one of those it's probably college freshman year back for Christmas
1:09.9	Snow on the ground walking to a party and my friend just did one of those
1:14.7	Funky
1:15.9	Flat on his back
1:17.9	And I just immediately started laughing and then he looked at me like are you what is your fucking problem?
1:26.3	I was fell in ice. Why is that funny?
1:29.8	And the flip side is walking through an airport or no running through an airport with Danielle. We're missing our flight
1:39.1	Can't remember what airport it was not important, but a connecting flight and
1:44.7	She fell with her bag and this guy laughed at her. Oh
1:51.3	Ballistic on the guys like are you fucking kidding me?
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