Hello, everyone, and welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys. Sartmuch for tuning in. So happy to have you here. As always, my name is Carly Ackilino. I'm your host. We've got a great episode for it today, Girl, post-Rapture. How's everybody doing? Reporting to you live from the Rapture. Good morning. Hope everybody's well. Got a great episode for you. A bunch of emails that you guys sent in to secretkeepers club at gmail.com that we're going to get to and a bunch of things that go to chit shot what me guys about. Okay? Because as I said, it's rapture season, baby. And I don't know who the hell started this. I don't know what it says. Listen, I didn't read the material. I didn't read the Bible. Okay. Is everybody shocked? Listen, so I didn't know the rules and regulations. Apparently, I was posting very normal stuff about it and what I thought

about it on my Instagram store. And a lot of people were like, girl, don't worry about it.

You're not getting raptured. I thought we were all getting raptured. I didn't know that there were

rules and regulations. And then there's people who are saying, no, no, I'm definitely getting

raptured to the point where they're quitting their jobs. They're changing their insurance policies.

A couple of people dropped their kids off at CPS, which by the way is so funny.

To be like, I'm getting raptured, but my kids are like kind of shitty.

So I'll probably just drop them off.

And I'll see them on the other side.

Maybe, nope, no, I won't.

I feel so, you want to know what I keep thinking about? I keep thinking about the people that

thought this was going to happen. And first of all, let me check your hard drive if you thought

this was going to happen. I don't think, I don't think anybody should feel that highly of themselves.

You thought you were going to be chosen to go?

And you thought I wasn't going to be?

Please.

You don't.

Let me check your hard drive.

But I keep thinking about the people who quit their jobs, right?

And then they have to go back.

Do you think some of them just committed to the bit?

And they were like, I guess I'll just go to Costa Rica or something.

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