Hello internet, welcome to film theory, where no matter how much the theorist dynasty grows,

we promise to never get a big head.

Well, theorists, my buddy Paul Rudd is back.

I'm Matt, Pat. I'm Paul Rudd.

Star of such hit as I love you, man.

With a new hit movie, Ant Man and the Wasp Quantummania.

Maybe hit is overselling it a bit based on audience review scores for this one. So, uh, let me just try that again.

Of all the MCU movies, Ant-Man Quantummania is one of them.

It says a lot about a movie when the most excitement I get is the final title that reveals that the words

Ant-Man were actually hidden in Quantum Mania the entire time.

I was like, whoa!

No way!

It's like when you find out that the FedEx logo has a secret arrow hiding inside of it.

But with this latest release, we officially have entered the beginning of MCU Phase 5, where, as the marketing hype says,

nothing will ever be the same, which is actually very much the same for Marvel movies.

Hey guys, maybe just consider changing up your press releases every once in a while.

Or, you know what?

Never mind, scratch that.

Maybe I should be careful what I wish for,

considering change is the thing that single-handedly drove this movie into the ground.

Well, that and soggy bottom, Modoc.

Seriously, this is like the alternate universe if they had waited to reveal ugly Sonic as part of the movie.

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