Ok, who mailed Donna a fruitcake?
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Someone mailed Donna a fruitcake. So if that's you, thanks! Also, why? To fulfill our semi-music category, there a couple industry hits on the agenda:
ERNEST, a new country artist inspired by a blend of Eminem and George Strait.
Thomas Rhett is off Instagram and his fans are off Thomas Rhett
A new piece from Eminem himself
Caddy and Donna went on vacation but went incognito. Would you go to Disney World right now? Would you really?
Postal workers must be done. They're really over it. Caddy wants to know how much smack they're getting right now. Donna explains and asks a couple questions about the interworkings of USPS.
Caddy takes the next segment to make a confession. Then if you're wondering, there is no fondant on a Dairy Queen cake. Caddy would know, because he just went to DQ to get himself a cake. A whole cake. Then Donna went to DQ herself and spent $72. $72. One more time: $72.
The bit transitions to a story about a man who has a relationship with the most dangerous animal in South Africa. Then another story about a plane crash that revealed a love affair. It's a jam packed and sporadic episode. You'll love it.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine your spouse telling you that they're going to run at the gym and two hours later you get a call from them saying they have been in a plane crash. |
| 0:09.5 | A true story from a former coworker. |
| 0:11.6 | Plus, why Humphrey the hippo said, I'm done. |
| 0:14.9 | I'm done. |
| 0:15.6 | And he killed his owner who called him a pet. |
| 0:18.8 | All that and more in this very cheery holiday episode. |
| 0:28.2 | My name is Cadillac Jack. |
| 0:29.7 | I joined Atlanta Radio. |
| 0:30.9 | When I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years. |
| 0:34.0 | Welcome to my second act. |
| 0:35.8 | My name is Donna, and I'm Caddy's wife and this is a public |
| 0:38.5 | service announcement. It is three days until Christmas. If you're listening on upload day. |
| 0:43.0 | Three days. If you're listening on upload day. So my thing is I'm into this curbside. |
| 0:48.5 | Like I never knew curbside. I never experienced curbside. I never, you know, I mean, for picking up food I did, but I order something on Target and it can't be shipped. There's no time. So you just click your store, pull up in the little spot, and here they come. So I think the combination, like there's been curbside before, but curbside in COVID is the best curbside. Because you don't have to talk to anyone. You don't have to wait in the line. You don't have to show any paperwork. You just like flash your phone, pull up in the space. They come out. You pop your trunk because it's all contactless. And they put your present in the back of the trunk. So that's my plan for the next two days It's just to drive all around the city |
| 1:27.7 | And pop my trunk |
| 1:28.4 | If you see a woman with the Trump pop, that's me I hope I remember to put it back to you. Can you imagine? And all your present slown If it's going to happen anyway, it's going to happen to me. I heard a commercial the other day That Uber eats when I bring your Macy's packages to you Come on with it. For like five bucks or something. |
| 1:43.8 | I mean, come on with it. |
| 1:44.5 | I purchased $25 or more. |
| 1:46.0 | Carl and I were having discussion today. |
| 1:47.1 | People will do anything for money. They will do anything for money. Deliver, find, source, pick up, anything for money. Love this gig economy. I love these people out there doing it. I love it. |
| 2:01.9 | All right. |
| 2:02.4 | Let's begin the show with a big old laugh from Larry the Cable Guy about Christmas week. |
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