Welcome Troubleshooters. Your new life starts today. The world is no longer habitable for human life.

We have decided to do something a little bit insane. We are going to record over the next 48 hours, four months of podcast.

It's too late to stop because we are all here now. Just follow the instructions from the computer,

and we'll be out of here in no time. This is a game of intrigue of distant futures that must not be in past, that cannot be remembered. Sounds like Dungeons and Dragons. The four of you are going to be playing residents of Alpha Complex, the last bastion of humanity, a complex somewhere deep underground. Name. Fancy R-C-Y-N-1. He just takes his clipboard and writes fun, loquacious, stupid. I'm sure there's a very good reason why it's late. Well, you know, he died. So that was a bit of time. That was something, wasn't it? My name is Strawberry R-C-Y-4-1. I'm here to operate at maximum level.

Why do you not want to call me, friend's computer?

I just, I barely met you.

My name is Buffcon RBCF-1.

And I'm really good at guns, but I'm not very good at psychology.

So this is your moment here if you really want to double down being good at guns. You can trade your sanity for being good at guns.

This is the first episode, so let's just try and establish something before we tear it down.

It's the night of the first of two recording days for this season of Dragon Friends.

I feel pretty sane.

There's been some developments not just in the game, but also in our personal relationships. Push him in the face. You try to shoot me, you dickhead. I was going to die for that guy. And he just betrayed us. I say, freeze, and I'm just going to waste you, Moxy, freeze, you can't. Are we ready to play some paranoia?

Thank you, Dad.

Are we?

Deep underground, work the proud troubleshooters in service of their complex, their people,

and their friends, the computer.

This may be dragon friends, but depending on your security clearance, this isanoia.