Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to the Stratable.

This week, the Gensneride a great state, the home of pro football, rock and roll, and the hot dog, Yummy.

Wade has a dishwasher-delivery debacle, but knows his sausages.

Mark admits he doesn't know what a estueless glabre is, and sleepless Barb soldiers on, and states Virginians love this place.

From Cedar Point to roller coasters.

Yes, it's time for Ohio stuff.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Distractable.

I am your host, Barb, because I won last time.

I was the only competitor, so a win seemed pretty inevitable, but here we are anyway.

Technically, I'm a winner, which makes these other two losers my co-hosts and-or today's competitors, as always, they will be.

Mark and Wade. They will be? They are? Are you currently Mark and Wade?

We will be. We will be.

You will be when the time is right.

Yeah, if you've new to this show, podcast, that we do.

Every week there's a competition, and whoever wins competition hosts the next episode, so that's why I'm all smogged and whatnot, because I'm a winner.

And yeah, these guys are going to compete in a contest of my own creation for points that are meaningless and may or may not even exist.

But before we get to that, we sort of skipped over one of the usual two segments we do last week.

It was small talk. We didn't do a small talk.

Everything was all rhymy and riddily.

Well, here there's two of us here. Can you tell us apart?

One speaks and rhymes. The other's riddles quite smart.

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