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But start with Ohio State. Here's my biggest concern. Julian Sane. Yeah. I don't think they have a back on the team that's anywhere near as good as Junkins and Henderson were last. No, I like C.J. Donaldson from West Virginia, but he's nowhere near the back the other two were. Donaldson is like a pacemaker. Yeah. He'll move the chains, keep you going.

You know what he reminds me of?

He's like an Iowa running back.

Okay.

Um... other two were. Donaldson is like a pacemaker. He'll move the chains, keep you going. You know what he reminds me? He's like an Iowa running back. Okay. The other issue is just, this is where I'll get yelled at people. I think after you win a national title, there's a natural letdown. I agree. A hangover. A little bit of a look. I'm shocked. They're not getting yelled at for this. This is good. Look at us. So I had a couple notes on them.

14 guys lost to the NFL. It's one shy of the record. Specifically, the entire D-line and 4-5 on the O-line. You told me the quarterback has no experience and now you're throwing him to the wolves. I don't like that. But by far, my biggest revelation when I dug into Ohio State, Mike, they are giving us the ultimate gift because we get to bet against Matt Patricia again.

He's their defensive coordinator.

That's right.

They hired that bozo to replace Jim Knowles.

How do you go from Jim Knowles to a guy who wears a duvet cover as a shirt?

Mike, we famously made a lot of money betting against him when he ran the Eagles defense a couple years ago, remember? And as a Lions fan, it was the only source of joy to bet against the guy. And now we can do it with him in Ohio State. Now this is interesting, too, if you're looking towards week one, Saturday, August 30th, Texas, who is your preseason number one, will be the first number one to be an underdog.

What is it? Like, too. If you're looking towards week one, Saturday, August 30th, Texas, who is your preseason

number one, will be the first number one to be an underdog. What is it? Like two and a half, though? Yeah, it's just Ohio State is favored. And it's on the road. But here's a schedule. They take on Grambling, Ohio, at U.W. A little bit of a trappy spot at U.S. You never want to go west, but fair enough. Okay. Home against Minnesota,

at Illinois, at Wisconsin, who stinks, we'll get to them later.

Yep. Home against number two Penn State. It's Mr. Garvey. He never wins a big game.

Nope. Purdue, UCLA, Rutgers, and then whatever the hell Michigan is. So on a schedule basis,

the 10 and a half makes sense, even if you drop Texas, even if you dropped Illinois, who am I picking against? They get Penn State at home and until James Franklin does it, why would I pick them? Maybe Jim's right, guys. I don't know. I just feel like you want to bet them to make the playoff. That's fine. I wouldn't take them. there's no value in there. I wouldn't take them to win 10.

Well, let me ask you, who's going to win the Big 10?

Are they your favorite to win the Big 10? Or is it one of the other two? I would lean the other two. And I know where you're going to go with it. It's Oregon, right? It can't be Penn State. You just got done saying they got to go to Ohio State.

Listen, I don't like any of these teams.

I don't like the Big Ten.

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