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Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Ohio Decides Your Robot Girlfriend Can't Be Your Legal Wife

Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Darren Marlar

History, True Crime, Society & Culture, Documentary

4.64.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

An Ohio lawmaker has introduced a bill that would make it illegal to marry artificial intelligence. Yes, this is a real problem someone felt needed addressing. It's just one more step into humanity's weird relationship with our electronic overlords-in-waiting, and now at least one state has decided to draw the line at "I do" with your chatbot.

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0:00.0

When police officer Matt Klein returns to the quiet coastal town of Marshport, he hopes

0:08.7

for a fresh start with his family.

0:11.4

But a series of brutal, inexplicable deaths begins to unravel the town.

0:16.7

At the center of it all is an ancient evil bound to a seemingly harmless gift of an antique

0:22.3

advent calendar, a relic, counting down to the night when the light of Christmas goes out.

0:28.9

As the days slip by, strange voices whisper through the walls, people go mad, and reality

0:35.3

itself starts to crack.

0:43.9

The deeper Matt digs, the closer he comes to facing an evil that has been waiting for him for years.

0:50.9

Now with his wife and sons in peril and the final door of the calendar looming, Matt must confront the truth.

0:57.1

Some traditions were never meant to be completed. 24 days. 24 doors. All leading to one unholy Christmas Eve. Advent of Evil, a 24-episode

1:09.9

event on Weird Darkness beginning December 1st,

1:13.7

or get the entire novel at Weirddarkness.com slash advent of evil. I'm Darren Marler, and this is Weird Dark News.

1:35.7

In news that will disappoint literally dozens of people who have been planning their upcoming

1:40.4

nuptials with ChatGPT, Ohio Representative Thaddeus Claggett has introduced

1:45.2

House Bill 469, which would officially ban humans from marrying artificial intelligence

1:50.7

systems.

1:51.7

Yes, this is real.

1:53.7

No, I'm not making this up.

1:56.2

Yes, someone actually had to write this bill.

2:00.2

No, I don't know what happened in Representative Claggett's life that led to this moment.

2:04.9

The proposed legislation would classify AI systems as non-sentient entities, which is apparently

2:10.7

Ohio's polite way of saying, not real, no matter how many late-night conversations you've

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