Live from Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

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Coming to your life from the greatest country in the world.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

A man who was never called our highways racist.

Transportation Secretary Pete Booty Judge says, yeah, the supply chain's out of

control. Yeah, the gas is so high you're going to have to turn tricks just to fill up a tank of gas.

But more importantly, the roads are racist. Pete Booty Judge is pathetic.

It really is. And we're going to discuss it in this hour. You know, for a show that

likes to play the teams on the schedule, we've got a really dumb franchise in Washington right now.

And we're going to have to have a big players-only meeting today at 888-78-88-9-9-10. That is the

phone number every day. We don't change it to make things interesting. 888, 78, 9910, you know the deal. You could be a Republican. You could be a Democrat.

Just don't be a... That is it. I'm in a good mood. It's Tuesday. We live in the best country on the planet.

It's Texas Week. If you're following along, I'm going to be down in Tyler, Texas, this Thursday, November the 11th. I'll be doing the show live from KTBB

studios. I will be heading out to Keepersall, beautiful winery, Thursday night. They expect me to do

some stand-up comedy and a meet and greet with the audience, but if there's an open bar,

I think the jokes on them, it's not going to be much of anything. They're going to be pulling Uncle Jimmy out of the bushes. I can't. I'll be there playing good defense. And I just wanted to give

you a programming alert. If you did not get tickets to see me at Keeper Soul this Thursday night,

it's sold out pretty quick and I'm flattered by that. We have added an event. This is an all

points bulletin on Friday morning before we do this show, Fox Across America, from Tyler, Texas, we are going to be doing a live breakfast event at Happy's Fish House, which is on Fifth Street at Golden Road, right in Tyler.

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