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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

Happy World Hepatitis Day.

Yes, congratulations, go out, have some fun, get yourself some hepatitis, would ya?

So this day, we're going to promote, oh wait, we're promoting testing and prevention

of all five types of the disease, oh well, there's A, B, C, D, and E.

So the World Hepatitis Alliance established this day in 2008, but did you know that it

was originally held on May 19th, I was fooled for the past few years, I didn't know, I was

celebrating World Hepatitis Day on the May 19th, and they moved into July 28th just to

fool me in 2010, after the World Health Assembly decided to commemorate the birthday

of Baruch, I guess it's Baruch, B-A-R-U-C-H, Samuel Bloomberg, an American physician who

discovered hepatitis B in the 60s and eventually winning a Nobel Prize for his work on the virus

and the vaccine. Now, we'll say this, since it is World Hepatitis Day, if you have abdominal

pain, loss of appetite fatigue, dark urine, pale stool, and jauntus, you might have hepatitis.

Now, if you've, you know, you could have a viral infection from alcohol abuse, you might

have hepatitis, okay. Now treatment depends on the type and may include some self-care practices

such as, I don't know, stop putting needles in yourself. It doesn't say, oh wait, I read that

getting adequate rest, plenty of fluids and avoiding alcohol and antiviral medication or

corduosteroids, you don't stay away from that stuff. So, hey, Happy World Hepatitis Day,

welcome, welcome to Twoing the Fast.

Okay, so I know it's World Hepatitis Day and we're celebrating that, but I will say that I

just found out something that I think this is what my wife has. Something that's called Alpha

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