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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about TV, Matteo's trip to Mexico, breakups, why picnics are the worst, getting accused of being a catfish on Grindr, facing lesbian judgement during a set, and so much more. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Scorpions come to you.
0:02.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:03.5	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:04.5	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:06.0	Inside the Closet.
0:07.0	Ah!
0:08.0	What?
0:09.0	And welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet.
0:12.0	This week we have a healthy,
0:14.0	in-shape,
0:16.0	muscular,
0:18.0	strong.
0:19.0	He's talking about himself, everybody.
0:21.0	Exactly.
0:22.0	Imagine if Emma Wilman.
0:23.0	No, tables are turn-bit.
0:25.0	No, no.
0:26.0	Because we're always talking about my fucking abs and body.
0:29.0	Emma walked in here with a skin tie.
0:31.0	We sound like masters.
0:32.0	Who gives a shit?
0:33.0	We, Emma walked in here with a skin tight,
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