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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody. Tuesday, second of April.

It's kicking off.

It's kicking off.

No, I mean, I don't mean loose women where they stuck on dreary.

And they honestly talk about brown-nosing, that well-known ex-baggage, who is Jordan,

who brought her mother on again to tell us nothing.

Nothing, apart from her mother looks really healthy.

I thought she was, was it not, and perhaps I'm misreading, was she not taken away for that one last holiday?

Well, she managed to make it onto the set looking really good.

There was she hadn't met beforehand because Jordan actually said,

oh, you look really good.

I thought, oh, you've turned up separately.

Which is very interesting because Jordan, they said,

oh, have you forgiven that?

I don't want to talk about that.

I thought, so what are you on there for?

That dreadful, nasly old droning.

Oh, I'm in a really good place.

Yeah, of course you are. They're going to take your house. I'm telling you. Mind you, that was nothing.

Nothing compared to the spice girls. Yes, two of them must be sitting there.

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