Oh the Places You Won’t Go

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2019

⏱️ 125 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Harmontown is honored to welcome Conflict Journalist Robert Evans to the show. With topics ranging from Syria to 8chan, Robert has done all the homework, and takes us through, with stunning detail, the conflicts that will define the era we live in. Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Bryan Davis, Spencer Crittenden and Robert Evans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Starbeans come in.
0:07.0	Hello, gang, how are you all doing?
0:15.0	Chasing, chasing, one, two, three.
0:18.0	From MacArthur Park, where he's still melting in the dark.
0:21.0	Carmen Town is now in session.
0:30.0	Spencer Cretan-Din, would you please join us on stage
0:33.0	to the Game Master Extraordinary.
0:43.0	And let's ring out the mayor of Carmen Town.
0:46.0	Dan Harman.
0:52.0	Hip to the hop.
0:55.0	The number stop.
0:57.0	Saw your mama on a raft on a lake.
1:00.0	Saw your mama for goodness sake.
1:02.0	Saw your mama going up and down.
1:04.0	Saw your mama dancing in a sprinkler's shape like a clown.
1:07.0	She got wet.
1:09.0	I laid down $100 bet that she couldn't swim in the water coming out.
1:14.0	The fuck is so hard in the mouth.
1:16.0	Okay, gross, gross.
1:17.0	Okay, stop.
1:18.0	We go until we get gross.
1:19.0	That's the new rule.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Harmontown Productions LLC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Harmontown Productions LLC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.