Oh, That Dick Don't Count

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Sydnee meets her favs and fangirls OUT... Marie is not amused, but she was high AF. Lets talk about sex, which dicks in your past, don't count? were you in Vegas? doesn't count. Where you at a destination wedding? doesn't count. He didn't have abs?? sis, That. Doesn't. Count. Where are our DJ listeners at? We NEED a theme song. Someone send this episode to Calvin Harris or DJ Khalid's terrible ass. Oh...and the Patreon is POPPING today too. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi my goodness,
0:03.7	Sydney, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
0:05.7	Hi friends,
0:06.7	high thousands upon thousands of people
0:09.5	who listen to our podcasts all over the world.
0:11.7	Wow, well, though. Wow, we're so, you know, we got a lot to catch up on.
0:17.3	So much, so many things.
0:19.0	We missed a whole episode and the DMs were like what the hell is going on?
0:24.0	They're like, do you look, are y'all doing?
0:25.9	They're like, we see you guys posting on instant stories,
0:28.5	you guys have time.
0:29.5	Yeah, it's true.
0:31.0	People are like, we know you don't have jobs.
0:33.0	But honestly, we don't have time because we also are busy, but also it's just like we got to come
0:38.1	to Marie's house, we got to like set it up.
0:40.7	You saying we got to come to Marie's house?
0:41.8	I live here. This, I'm here already. Let the record
0:47.8	show that I be ready to do the podcast at my house. I got to come all the way here it's an hour away. She
0:54.4	gets like two buses and three trains. It's just a lot or a $30 Uber.
0:59.2	30 Uber. I'm like it's the podcast worth $30 is it the Patriot people think it is I know we got a
1:06.9	little that as well well we're just so fucking behind Sydney I don't know why you start so negatively up top.
1:14.7	You're right.
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