This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

We had not one yesterday, not because of the atrocities in Brussels, but because of the mayoral debate and the fact that the studios were all taken up.

So we are back, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning.

In the aftermath of that dreadful atrocity, 200 people injured, 34 people killed.

There are no answers, there are no...

There's a million and one questions, but there's no answers that come back.

And the sympathy, I think you'll agree, is universal, you know, from absolutely everybody, from absolutely everybody.

So the celebrity stories for today, the doting dad Louis Tomlinson has managed to get, he's done

a precious family snap. It's the usual bunch of clap trap from an ex-band member. What he does

now, I've got no idea, presumably paying for this kid for the rest of his life.

And so he's had a picture taken with him.

It's all just for publicity, isn't it? It's all not.

It's not particularly special. It's not particularly interesting.

Katie Perry enjoys a romantic beach moment with New Love, Orlando Bloom.

They were on a Malibu beach trip, luckily with a photographer who's able to take loads

of pictures. And they then try, because if you want to do something private, you can do something private.

It's, you know, you don't have to go out and publicly be seen or have your pictures taken.

Fern McCann parading her bottom and long legs in a thigh-slashed gown at a premiere.

I don't know what she was doing there. She had nothing to do with it.

I always love it when they sort of drag out these people and they go, right, so what's she actually

doing? And they've tried to make her look, you know, sophisticated, but then she opens her mouth

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