Oh Riiiiiight, You're God

Synchronicity with Noah Lampert

Noah Lampert

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Spirituality

4.8 • 766 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Funny how you forget sometimes.

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Welcome to Synchronicity. I have COVID, so sorry, it's a little late. I feel like that's a valid excuse. COVID's over though, right? It doesn't exist.
0:38.7	I have a thing that doesn't exist in showing me. There's a little demonstration of imagination.
0:45.6	It doesn't exist. Joe Biden said COVID's over. So it's over. Has it ever really been going on?
0:52.2	What if we just lived in a world where the COVID was never diagnosed and people were just like,
0:59.0	oh man, people are getting sick from something this year.
1:02.0	You know, oh boy.
1:03.2	And we didn't have to test for all this stuff and go crazy about who has what.
1:07.7	Do you know how many viruses we get in our lives?
1:11.6	We have children.
1:12.9	The kids get sick at school fucking every day.
1:16.0	It's just a germ factory.
1:17.7	But we don't test so we don't freak out.
1:19.7	It's like, all right, everything's okay.
1:21.3	Anyway, I'm congested.
1:23.2	My voice is a little weird.
1:24.5	It was like three days of chills.
1:26.6	And I had COVID a year ago. It was nothing.
1:30.4	I did lose my sense of smell though. And it got distorted back then. But this time it was like a real
1:36.8	sickness for like a few days. And my wife got it and our son got it.
1:46.7	Other kids spared, though.
1:48.1	Other boys were spared.
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