This is an I-Heart podcast.

Oh, oh, oh, damn.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

I wasn't sure where that was going to go.

You found that troubling.

I did.

That was supposed to be having an orgasm and dying.

So that will be, I'll explain that in a moment.

Dying, doing what you love.

Yeah, one of the things I love.

I have said this before and people have thought it was not cool, but I feel like I need a mild heart attack.

Just a mild heart attack.

Whenever I can't get my eating under control, I feel like I need a wake-up call.

I need a, hey, gay man, pay attention.

Get your act together.

And I feel like a mild heart attack would be the perfect thing.

Not horrible, not like kill me, just like really scare me into eating better. Yes, Michael? You lost your gallbladder. That's true, but that was not enough of a wake-up call. Well, it's like you. You got the diabetes and, you know, you start eating better. Right. I feel like we could find something less terrible than a mild heart attack. Do you know what most gets most people? This is what gets most people. It's worked for me before in the past. You see an unflattering picture from an angle you don't usually get. Like you're in a photo. Like you didn't even know the picture is being taken. You're just in the background. You're like, whoa, that's what I look like. Yeah. That or going, you know, if you'd eat like crap for a while and then,

you know, the seasons change and you go to put on a pair of jeans and all of a sudden those jeans that fit not too long ago, don't button. Well, I guess I outgrew these. Yeah, I'm not a growing girl anymore,

so unless it's horizontally.

Anyway, so maybe I'll have a mild heart attack and get by eating under control. What about constant shaming by your family or something? That's not a bad idea. We could just call you a fat ass for, you know, a while. Faddy, fatty two by four, whatever you got to say to get me in. But anyway, the reason I brought up the idea of a heart attack during sex is Matthew McConaughey, the actor.

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