Now entering Nurdist.com. A sex nerds. Sondadority here. It's anal August. Were you aware? I realize that I haven't done a butt-centric episode yet. I will be teaching

booty basics in DC this Friday, August 15th. That was not planned that I would say

that there, but that's a thing. Every month is analogous maybe depending on who you are.

Um stuff. Hey so this episode is the second part of a really fun live show I did in

Portland recently so if you haven't listened to the first part,

there will be some callbacks to that episode, so you might want to check that one out first,

but it's up to you. Also, there will be a very large sex toy that is referenced at the very

beginning and I didn't explain what it looks like so if don't, you can't Google its name,

imagine a small black bowling pin where the motor of how it moves is in the

base and I am gripping the top part of the bowling pin.

So anyway, just imagine that, and it's plugged in.

You'll get the rest in just a minute, so hold on tight.

But I felt bad because if you can't see it,

then you won't know you can imagine

with your fantasizing part of your brain. Oh, also, thank you to Amy Miller,

the comedian who came out. You heard her stand up in the last episode and I forgot to thank her at the end of

this episode and I felt bad and then we were cut off with our recording so I

didn't I did thank her but you can find her at Amy Miller comedy

com and on Twitter at at Amy Miller. So just so you know. Now I do have a

bunch of dates coming up and I wanted to tell you about them real quick. Tomorrow

night I'm hosting a live show in DC on erotic hypnosis.

I just met my first, well the first person I knew did erotic hypnosis

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