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Good Morning, Sodomites!

"OH, I'M GAY" with JACOB RITTS

Good Morning, Sodomites!

Zach Noe Towers

Comedy

4.9535 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

You may know Jacob Ritts from the world of photography or his behind-the-scenes work on the hit podcast Sibling Rivalry, but did you know he once accidentally used an entire container of G to masturbate?!?


Follow Jacob on IG: @Jacob.Ritts


Rate and Review the pod!! sign up for the patreon at www.patreon.com/TowerBottom !!! Send dick pics!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers. And this is a podcast about sex. A little bit about saddamie. I don't really have anything juicy for you. I do want to shout out searcherlene slash Zoloft for restoring my mental health and once again, annihilating my sex drive, but it's all good.

0:24.3

I was so overwhelmed when I went down on my meds, and I'm so grateful to be back on them.

0:32.7

And I honestly get so much work done.

0:35.5

Like, if you're looking at like the money I make versus my sex drive, when the sex

0:39.4

drive goes down, the money goes up.

0:41.9

So bring on the cash for now.

0:44.8

Mama's trying to buy some property.

0:49.0

Oh, there was one.

0:50.4

Oh, oh, oh, my job that I've had for the past nine months ends Monday, August 9th,

0:58.2

and I'm not fearful. I'm not scared. I'm just opening myself up to the next chapter. So put out

1:06.0

some good vibes for me that something takes off or, you know, that I get a sign from the universe to pursue something uh again

1:15.7

I'm all excited no fear um it sounded like I was trying to convince myself but I swear I'm excited

1:21.7

um what else housekeeping please rate and review the pod thank you to the 205 people who have

1:29.3

rated it uh except for the person who gave it three stars you can lick my little butthole um

1:35.5

consider signing it for the patreon i'll definitely need it after this monday um there's a one dollar five

1:41.5

ten dollar and twenty dollar level and without a job I will absolutely be plumping that shit up.

1:47.8

Um, and I think that's it.

1:49.8

Oh, this podcast, uh, this is kind of like a lost interview.

1:53.9

I did this interview months ago.

1:56.0

I think it was February.

1:59.5

Um, anyway, so if there's any like time stamped weirdness, please forgive. Anyway, so if there's any

2:00.9

like time stamped weirdness,

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