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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

"Oh I couldn't do... Alright, I'll sleep with you"

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2018

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:06.0

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for Tuesday the 16th of January.

0:10.0

So, the lead singer of Cranberries died. Delores, only 46.

0:16.0

I always worry when people die at an early age. I always think, did they have sort of some heart aneurysm? Was there

0:21.3

something going on that we weren't aware of? I seriously couldn't believe the story that some third

0:26.0

rate presenter actually, actually, said, what's your favourite Cranberry song and actually invited

0:31.5

people to phone in with it? How tragic was that? Go, blarmy honest, I've never heard anything so bad. What's that got to do with it?

0:38.0

Somebody's just died and you go, what was your favourite song? I mean, that is lame journalism.

0:43.2

Aunt McPartland and Lisa Armstrong set for an awkward reunion. I don't know why. Why would it be

0:47.6

awkward? They've been married for 11 years and they're nice. They say the divorce could cost 31 million. I don't think he's got 31 million.

0:56.0

In fact, they're all going, oh, I think he's got an awful lot of money.

0:59.6

I don't think so. I tell you who came over as the biggest old tart I've never seen on the television in my lifetime.

1:06.4

Ashley James. So here she is on Big Brother. Nobody knows who she is. She's a nobody. She was just

1:13.5

somebody who was sort of on, made in Chelsea. I mean, quite clearly, she's got the word easy stamped

1:19.0

all over her. She goes, and I watch this on the television. And I'm going, I'm watching the wrong

1:23.1

thing here. So she knows the reputation of somebody called Genuine, because he's got nine children

1:30.5

with about four different women or something like that. And so he's been coming on to her. And she's

1:36.1

been playing the, oh, no, no, no, oh, we couldn't do it. All right, I'll sleep with you. You know,

1:39.4

that kind of stuff. We're doing seriously this stupid thing. And then, because he's sort of, he's just a thick

1:45.3

bloke who's obviously hopefully paying for his nine children, I'd like to think he was, he starts

1:50.5

coming onto and starts looking at her and mentally undressing her. She's like the biggest

1:54.7

tramp under the sun. She then goes over to him, knowing his reputation, and she starts running her hands all over his body.

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