Oh Gnome you don't π
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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ποΈ 6 April 2026
β±οΈ 35 minutes
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Summary
Ben chats about his iconic fight on the cobbles with Peter Barlow
& the lads chat about an evening with Helen Worth β€οΈ
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to On the Sofer with me, Colson, me and Jack, me, Ben. |
| 0:14.8 | On the Sofa is your podcast with your three mates from the telly, where we come together to chat all about our lives and film and TV and everything we love, hate and rate about the world. |
| 0:25.1 | Today's Monday. The day after. Easter Sunday. |
| 0:29.2 | Easter Sunday. Bank Holiday Monday. |
| 0:32.3 | Oh, what a day. Easter Sunday. What did you get up to? |
| 0:36.8 | I imagine, because we've not done it yet, I imagine... Is it Easter egg hunt? It should be. I usually do an Easter egg home. Who with dogs? Whoever I'm with on Sunday. On your balcony? So I'll get some eggs and I'll hide them around the house and the garden and stuff like that. We used to do really. And I'll leave clues at every sort of one line. Yeah, but you've got to make sure what goes out comes back in. Yeah. Because it dogs. Because a dog. My mum used to. 20 out, 20 back in. Oh, I've had that. Yeah. 20 out 19 back in. And everyone's going, where's the last one? And you go and which ones have you got? Have you had the one from there? Because you've relieved the chocolate out. |
| 1:14.7 | Woof. 20 out, 19 back in and everyone's going, where's the last one? And you're going, which ones have you got? |
| 1:11.5 | Have you had the one from there? |
| 1:13.1 | Because you relieved the chocolate out. Woof. Yeah. Me and Hannah used to wake up in the morning and it'd be Easter. And mom would be like, right, you can go in the garden now. And I think she would count them to basically say, you're still missing one |
| 1:26.9 | because it had to be |
| 1:27.9 | that had to come back |
| 1:28.8 | for the dogs |
| 1:29.4 | and every time |
| 1:30.7 | I would run straight. them to basically say you're still missing one because it had to be that had to come back for |
| 1:29.0 | the dogs and every time I would run straight to the well because the well would always have a big |
| 1:34.5 | one big big place to hide stuff in it and a girl always used to climb out no why is that |
| 1:40.7 | did you have a bucket they sent down it was was sent down. It was over the rope. |
| 1:44.3 | It were a fake well on it. Do you mean? You say it like I knew that. I didn't know it was a fake well. Do you mean a fake well? So you just used to store stuff in it. What lie? Just like a bucket and stuff. Because the well was next to the pond. so they used to start all the fish stuff |
| 2:01.6 | did you have gnomes |
| 2:02.9 | no but we had a dragon. We had like a gnome dragon. A gnome dragon. A gnome dragon. You must have had one gnome at the side with a little fish in rod. We never had a gnome. Everyone's got them. I don't think we did have a gnome. |
| 2:17.9 | They're massive in my garden. |
| 2:19.4 | The noms are massive. |
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