Oh, F!#K, it's a PT Cruiser
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
A woman is hospitalized after refusing to fart in front of her boyfriend, a petting zoo camel kills two people, and a best man professes his love for the bride during his wedding speech.
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| 2:14.8 | it's humiliating it's it's humiliating but I but I stand by it I I will defend myself I'm 43 |
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