Oh Dear! What Can The Blatter Be?
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2022
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
We thought the odd Instagram post apologising for missing a penalty or a sending off was far enough. Now, Romelu Lukaku has broken new bizarre ground with his heartfelt plea for forgiveness - all for speaking Italian nicely.
Kate, Jim and Andy mourn this latest nail in football's coffin ahead of a potentially dominant Chelsea performance against Antonio Conte's impressive Spurs. We also serve up a thorough breakdown of various German sausages and celebrate the return of The King*.
*his words, not ours.
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