Happy Christmas Eve Eve.

Peter Shorffins of Retrogrades, Timothy Gordon here, doing what could be one of the last shows of the year.

Definitely the last show before Christmas because I want the time off.

God bless you guys.

I got my friend Boss here.

What's up, boss?

Merry Christmas Eve Eve.

How's it going, man? Yeah yeah doing really well um christmas eve eve eve is it eve squared or eve to the second power either way you want to say it's fine

that's just eve times two oh okay well eve times two yeah absolutely um your haters will hope this is

last show ever but you you had a dramatic pause and

said of the year so that's that's good to note there is there was an implied drum roll in that

part yeah exactly just just for all of the losers on twitter um so what we're going to do this show

is we're going to go through some of our,

our collectively,

yours and my very favorite winter of severe sickness and death carols,

which is what Joe Biden has asked good American citizens to do.

What is your favorite winter of severe sickness and death carol?

So this is, of course, derivative of a very divisive message that he left on Whitehouse.gov

about those of you who are vaxed. Good for you. Merry Christmas. I forget what else he said,

but he said if you're not vaxed, you're in for a severe

winter, a winter of severe sickness and death.

So, of course, we're celebrating our favorite Christmas carols, which should be renamed

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