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Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle
4.9 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2025
⏱️ 1 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Same Canadians who were like canceling Canada Day and burning the flag two years ago were like plastering themselves in Canadian flags and saying boycott all American companies. |
| 0:17.4 | And I'm like looking at the list is like, Costco's on that list that's going to be a |
| 0:21.7 | problem that's not happening Walmart wait what home Depot nobody's going to do that okay guys |
| 0:26.8 | bullshit I call bullshit all right Canadian tire you want to play hardball Canada no more friends reruns for you |
| 0:32.6 | yeah it's corner gas from here on out. Oh, God, help us all. |
| 0:38.5 | Okay. |
| 0:39.4 | Enjoy your old Dutch chips, guys. |
| 0:45.5 | Having to throw in a hickory stick party. |
| 0:50.4 | That's pretty tasty. |
| 0:51.6 | You know, this brings up a complaint that I didn't, you know, maybe I shouldn't say this. |
| 0:55.0 | But... |
| 0:55.8 | Say it. |
| 0:56.6 | Americans, we love you. |
| 0:58.5 | Yes. |
| 0:59.1 | I know that you generally love Canadians. |
| 1:01.8 | But... |
| 1:02.6 | And this is separate. |
| 1:04.2 | But you've got to stop. |
| 1:05.4 | And I'm speaking to Americans here. |
| 1:06.7 | Acting like Canada is this weird, mysterious foreign land. |
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