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Hi, Mom. Hi, Annie. So I think I figured out what's worse than having a crazy neighbor. Now,

in case you are new to our show, my mom always complains about having a crazy neighbor. And I think I've figured out what's worse than that. And if you live in stacked living, I think what I had to experience this weekend is actually worse than having a crazy neighbor. Because when you live in stacked living, obviously you have your crazy neighbors,

right, which is like number one. But then you're also subjected to numerous other factors

that can really, really screw you. Because obviously you've got people above you, you got people

below you. It's not just, you know, the annoyingness that can just pop in from time to time, right?

So if you're, you know, if you're new to our podcast, then, you know, I told you stories about, you know, my neighbor's complaining about me walking too loud.

Obviously, just you, some of these are these are just normal apartment annoyingness, right?

Man, but this weekend was it was a new one.

So here it was.

This was, what day is, it was, it's a long weekend.

I'm trying to think what day this was.

Today's Monday.

So this would have been Saturday night. And, you you know i'm all curled up in my bed all cozy and all of a sudden

i hear this beeping noise coming from the living room it's and i check my phone it's like

12 o5 a m now i've got a little trauma of the beeping noise coming from the living room.

If you're new to our show, I accidentally lit my kitchen on fire. So I'm like, oh, my God,

did I leave something on? Like, did I leave the stove on? Did I leave the oven on?

Did you leave the refrigerator open? Right.

I flooded in my kitchen. Like I burn my kitchen down. You know, I just like, oh my God, there's so many things that have gone wrong that kitchen at this point. They're like, what, like, what's happened, right? So I was like, I was like really paranoid. I run out there and I'm like, keep in mind, I just woke up. So I was like, what is happening? I'm very confused.

And the beeping is coming from the from above the fireplace.

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